first, if you know someone who has a pig, ask if you can borrow the pig. go in your yard, and bury sweet potatoes all over. the pig will snout through the whole yard and turn all the soil over looking for those sweet potatoes.

now get rid of the pig.

find someone else with chicks. borrow the chicks and put them in the same yard, now that it's turned over. they will eat EVERYTHING but the dirt. once this is done, you have the perfect yard.

now do whatever to grow grass.

-rosie